]> http://www.blabaloo.com/tags/mean Blog Articles Tagged with 'mean' at http://www.blabaloo.com en http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1146424?rsstype=tag&tag=mean When Old Lady McGrossBoobs isn't pretending to be Paris Hilton, she spends her free time trying to sue Hulk Hogan into paying for shit. She currently rakes in $40 grand a month in spousal support, but how can she send her boytoy Charley to sea school... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:30:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1146424?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1146377?rsstype=tag&tag=mean To answer the question you're thinking: no, I am not writing this shit from a jail cell in Nebraska! Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way. The people of Valentine, Nebraska will sleep well tonight knowing that their windows will be ass gre... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:09:27 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1146377?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146350?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Teen vampire romance Twilight is finally yours to enjoy in theaters, and one day later, it's already the best debut for a female director ever. The first numbers indicate the film has made $32.7 million so far, and online ticket purchases haven't bee... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:30:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146350?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146325?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Adults don't have Sesame Street, they just have Suze Orman and James Cramer and other financial wizards to turn to for life advice. We're forced to look to other places for common-sense tips for tough economic times, like magazines, prositutes, and o... Sat, 22 Nov 2008 09:15:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146325?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1146219?rsstype=tag&tag=mean This weekend is going to be a bit shorter than usual thanks to Chinese Democracy coming out Sunday and the American Music Awards happening Sunday night, so I figured I'd leave you with a snippet of a discussion that I had with Pitchfork's Marc Hogan,... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1146219?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/popsugar-insanely-addictive/1146177?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Sarah Jessica Parker went functionality first walking a slightly less bundled up James Wilkie to school yesterday. It was business as usual for the mother-son duo, despite the sad news that Bitten went down with Steve & Barry's. That certainly doesn'... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:30:12 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/popsugar-insanely-addictive/1146177?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146065?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Barack Obama was elected just a few weeks ago, and he does not take office until late January. But everyone is so excited! He got his transition website up and running right away, and everyone in America immediately clicked on the jobs tab, because... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:21:02 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146065?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/mediabistrocom-fishbowlny/1146140?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Is journalism as we know it a dead-end career? Will the rise of citizen journalism and the Web mean we'll soon get our news from journalists with day jobs in some other industry? Next week the New York Press Club is hosting a panel, featuring ou... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:16:56 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/mediabistrocom-fishbowlny/1146140?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146066?rsstype=tag&tag=mean I know that you will probably stab me in the heart with a wooden stake for doing this, but I'm going to write another post about Twilight. You there, under the rock? Twilight is: spectacularly shitty book series by Stephanie Meyer and now a movie (ou... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:58:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1146066?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebrity-nation/1145997?rsstype=tag&tag=mean The highly-anticipated flick Twilight opens today and like everyone else, we are over the moon excited! (2,000 screenings are already sold out!) The time has come to finally check out these sexy stars in action. But before we do, read up on what Kris... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:28:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebrity-nation/1145997?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145965?rsstype=tag&tag=mean As I was journalistically perusing the internet last night, I came upon an entry in a web log ( blog ) that tickled my ol' funny bone. It seems that well-off Ivy League students at Princeton University are participating in short role-playing games in... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:12:44 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145965?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1145855?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Wanna know Samantha Ronson's secret to keeping Lindsay Lohan a lesbian? Punching. Lots and lots of punching. Sam reportedly let the fists fly early yesterday morning at a London nightclub when she saw Lindsay dancing with her ex Calum Best, according... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:00:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1145855?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/best-week-ever/1145841?rsstype=tag&tag=mean CONGRATULATIONS TO PETE WENTZ AND ASHLEE SIMPSON FOR GIVING THEIR NEWBORN SON THE ABSOLUTE BEST BABY NAME OF ALL TIME! BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ! THIS IS FOR REAL, PEOPLE! I mean, it's just a kid, right? Why not give him a name that is HILARIOUS? It's not... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 11:30:17 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/best-week-ever/1145841?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145851?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Yesterday you guys were pretty torn about the gold digger who's leaving her man now that the money is gone. Someone said Granny and Jed Clampett, which was funny. Ah well. Today we have an actress on a two month long coke bender, a gay singer who had... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 10:22:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145851?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1145693?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for li... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 07:23:22 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1145693?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145689?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Michael Jackson is a secret Muslim who is actually called Mikaeel, meaning angel of Allah, after the pop star rejected the name Mustafa, which means chosen one. In a few days Jackson will appear in London court, where an Arab sheikh is suing him... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 06:58:39 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145689?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/evil-beet/1145649?rsstype=tag&tag=mean They are now the proud parents of a baby boy, whom they've named Bronx Mowgli Wentz.I actually think Bronx is kind of a cool baby name. The Jolie-Pitts must be freakin' pissed, though. That's probably what they were going to go with for their next bo... Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:13:10 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/evil-beet/1145649?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1145539?rsstype=tag&tag=mean Is it Ezra Koenig? Is it Zac Efron? Is it Jay-Z? Is it Lang Lang? Is it Blake Shelton?!? Some publications seem to think so. It's the end of the year, and that can only mean one thing: lists, lists, and more lists. People Magazine is out with i... Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1145539?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145472?rsstype=tag&tag=mean This year's edition of People magazine's hugely popular Sexiest Man Alive issue (Hugh Jackman takes top honors) will feature... um... scratch 'n sniff photos of famous dudes, like Gossip Girl actress Chace Crawford, TV show kryptonite Taye Diggs, L... Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:46:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145472?rsstype=tag&tag=mean http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145543?rsstype=tag&tag=mean This year's edition of People magazine's hugely popular Sexiest Man Alive issue (Hugh Jackman takes top honors) will feature... um... scratch 'n sniff photos of famous dudes, like Gossip Girl actress Chace Crawford, TV show kryptonite Taye Diggs, L... Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:46:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1145543?rsstype=tag&tag=mean