]> http://www.blabaloo.com/tags/eva-longwhoria Blog Articles Tagged with 'eva-longwhoria' at http://www.blabaloo.com en http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1122761?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him FBD - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to PUL - puke up lunch.As nauseating as future baby's daddy is, I doubt that's what FBD really means. Maybe it ... Wed, 03 Sep 2008 14:02:51 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1122761?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1118711?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Last night, I posted the promo photos from the new season of Desperate Housewives. That shit was basically airbrushed near a high-powered fan. Pure nonsense. Well, here's the promo commercial to go with it. You might have seen it on TV. I didn't kn... Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:59:53 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1118711?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1118460?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Every time promo shots come out for the new season of Desperate Housewives, I expect to see a bunch of mannequins looking all desperate in a room filled with apples. The promo pictures for season 5 aren't anything new. These hos look about as wax... Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:16:11 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1118460?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1115677?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry has already admitted that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Let's face the cold, hard truth - Eva is knocked up. She already looks like she's buying her clothes from KMart's maternity section. It's ob... Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:44:07 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1115677?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1111559?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria File this under: Can't she just buy a baby mouse instead? Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry opened his butterball mouth to UsWeekly and said that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Alert the fucking world! You know she made him announc... Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:41:05 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1111559?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1107857?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Eva LongWHORIA revealed her true fugliness on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday. Bitch has throw-up face. I'm not sure if she's knocked up or if it's fake padding to make her character look chunkier. All I know is that I love seeing that ... Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:41:14 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1107857?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1096215?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Desperate Housewives was only hot during season 1 and then it quickly became a borefest. I blame Eva LongWHORIA. The show's creator, Marc Cherry, said that this shit will end after season 7. Season 5 will begin airing in the fall.He said, I love w... Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:22:50 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1096215?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1093872?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier. I didn't think it was possible. She gets two dick slaps for that. Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.I'm pretty biased though. Even if Eva show... Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:51:23 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1093872?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1079637?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria When did AC Slater become such a fucking dirty ass tampon? His abs would look so much hotter if he would just shut his damn dick lips already! AC said that he's jealous of Tony Parker because he 's married to Eva LongWHORIA. That's like being jealous... Thu, 19 Jun 2008 11:35:25 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1079637?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1069937?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria It took me a few seconds to realize this was not Jessica Simpson with cocker spaniel hair. It's Eva LongWHORIA looking even more horrific. I know, I didn't think it was possible either. Is Ken Paves doing make-up now, because some no-skill motherfuck... Tue, 03 Jun 2008 09:10:05 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1069937?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1069055?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria No wonder Katie Holmes does whatever Tommy Girls says. He has to strain his neck to look up at you, but his eyes will burn your ass! It's like he's looking up at the sky and thinking, I'll get you Xenu! Anyway, Tommy Girl had a gay ass housewarming ... Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:30:32 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1069055?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1065876?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Eva Longwhoria Porker was back in Corpus Christi, TX today to serve Frosties at a Wendy's she used to work in when she was a teenager. What a way to fug up a delicious Frosty!Eva served that shit for 1 hour today to kick off the Father's Day Frosty W... Tue, 27 May 2008 15:41:37 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1065876?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1059275?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Phoebe Price has landed in Cannes! The other International supermodels can go home now, because the master has arrived. Our lady of chicken cutlets crashed the premiere of Kung Fu Panda today. No, PP didn't crash! She's a seat filler. An Internatio... Thu, 15 May 2008 15:40:02 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1059275?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1058406?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and security immediately took away the cutout. They punished the Hornets fan by making him watch Eva's ... Wed, 14 May 2008 15:39:37 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1058406?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1049229?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Yup, that's Tater Head in the picture above. You can barely tell, because she's covering up her....umm..best feature. I wonder how that shoot went down. The photographer probably kept yelling at her, Ok....move your arm down. Just below your mouth..... Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:21:44 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1049229?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1048671?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez are over! A source told People that Karina is going to move out of Mario's Los Angeles home while he's being gay on Broadway. The two met on Dancing with the Stars when they were paired together.Recently, Karina deni... Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:42:08 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1048671?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1044507?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria There was some internet rumor going around that Cheryl Burke was sucking face with Gerard Butler at Eva LongWhoria's restaurant the other night. Sucio! Making out with Cheryl Burke would be like making out with a wet mop. I can't stand this bitch! It... Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:02:54 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1044507?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1043207?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria One day, Posh's bobble head is going to roll off her body along with her fake tits. It can't be healthy when your head weighs more than your body. Somebody should sneak up behind her and just blow on her head a little. Timber! Watch the bitch drop.Po... Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:25:21 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1043207?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1040886?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Eva LongWHORIA said she would love to get together with Posh and Becks for a sexy night of....board game playing?Eva told Britain's OK! Magazine, Tony has really been trying to get David to play board games like Cluedo, but David is not a big game... Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:24:33 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1040886?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1028598?rsstype=tag&tag=eva-longwhoria Jenny Aniston's publicist must be working his Blackberry to the core. Jenny and Orlando Bloom have once again been linked. Witnesses told Page Six that the two were recently dining at Eva LongWHORIA's house of whores, Beso.The witness aka Aniston h... 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