In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 4 days ago

According to Star Magazine, Jessica Simpson has a nickname for Tony Romo. She calls him FBD - future baby's daddy. I think I'm going to PUL - puke...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 1 week ago

Last night, I posted the promo photos from the new season of Desperate Housewives. That shit was basically airbrushed near a high-powered fan. Pure ...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 1 week ago

Every time promo shots come out for the new season of Desperate Housewives, I expect to see a bunch of mannequins looking all desperate in a room ...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 2 weeks ago

Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry has already admitted that Eva LongWHORIA is trying to have a baby. Let's face the cold, hard truth - Eva is...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 3 weeks ago

File this under: Can't she just buy a baby mouse instead? Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry opened his butterball mouth to UsWeekly and said ...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 4 weeks ago

Eva LongWHORIA revealed her true fugliness on the set of Desperate Housewives yesterday. Bitch has throw-up face. I'm not sure if she's knocked up...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 7 weeks ago

Desperate Housewives was only hot during season 1 and then it quickly became a borefest. I blame Eva LongWHORIA. The show's creator, Marc Cherry, sa...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 7 weeks ago

Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier. I didn't think it was possible. She gets two dick slaps for that. B...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 11 weeks ago

When did AC Slater become such a fucking dirty ass tampon? His abs would look so much hotter if he would just shut his damn dick lips already! AC said...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 13 weeks ago

It took me a few seconds to realize this was not Jessica Simpson with cocker spaniel hair. It's Eva LongWHORIA looking even more horrific. I know, I d...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 13 weeks ago

No wonder Katie Holmes does whatever Tommy Girls says. He has to strain his neck to look up at you, but his eyes will burn your ass! It's like he's lo...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 14 weeks ago

Eva Longwhoria Porker was back in Corpus Christi, TX today to serve Frosties at a Wendy's she used to work in when she was a teenager. What a way to f...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 16 weeks ago

Phoebe Price has landed in Cannes! The other International supermodels can go home now, because the master has arrived. Our lady of chicken cutlets cr...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 16 weeks ago

A New Orleans Hornets fan held up a huge cardboard cutout of Eva LongWHORIA during Tony Parker's two free throws last night. He missed both throws and...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 18 weeks ago

Yup, that's Tater Head in the picture above. You can barely tell, because she's covering up her....umm..best feature. I wonder how that shoot went dow...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 18 weeks ago

Karina Smirnoff and Mario Lopez are over! A source told People that Karina is going to move out of Mario's Los Angeles home while he's being gay on Br...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 19 weeks ago

There was some internet rumor going around that Cheryl Burke was sucking face with Gerard Butler at Eva LongWhoria's restaurant the other night. Sucio...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 19 weeks ago

One day, Posh's bobble head is going to roll off her body along with her fake tits. It can't be healthy when your head weighs more than your body. Som...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 20 weeks ago

Eva LongWHORIA said she would love to get together with Posh and Becks for a sexy night of....board game playing?Eva told Britain's OK! Magazine, T...

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In Dlisted - Be Very Afraid - Posted 23 weeks ago

Jenny Aniston's publicist must be working his Blackberry to the core. Jenny and Orlando Bloom have once again been linked. Witnesses told Page Six tha...

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