In Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Posted 18 weeks ago

At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America's favorite assbag couple are he...

In Jossip - Posted 18 weeks ago

Once again using her late stepbrother as justification for her ridiculous actions, Heidi Montag announced she and boyfriend Spencer Pratt are planning...

In Socialite's Life - Posted 19 weeks ago

Ha! It's America's secret weapon for fighting terrorist forces. We're sending in an irritating agent known as Speidi, which will be used as a biolog...