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WHAT DID THE 5 FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE
Posted on August 27, 2008
Kelly Osbourne was sporting a nasty black eye yesterday in London, and her explanation today is less than confidence inspiring. The Daily Mail says Kelly had a low-key bank holiday weekend at home after suffering from a tummy bug.Her illness was made even worse when she reached to get a glass from a cupboard in her kitchen and the whole piece of furniture fell off the wall on top of her, cutting her temple and hitting her in the left eye. Whatever. That's what all chicks who get hit say. I ... I fell, I fell down (you have to say that like Kenny's mom.) I blame Kelly in all th...
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