Hey, remember when Britney Spears' manager Larry Rudolph said she'd be doing something fun and unexpected to open the MTV Video Music Awards? That dude lied! After a prerecorded skit with Superbad star Jonah Hill, Britney took the stage at last night's VMAs, said four sentences and called it a day. No joke. Here's what came out of her mouth: Thank you so much. Thank you for all the love. I'm here tonight to celebrate a very important birthday, the 25th anniversary of the VMAs. This is the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards and it starts right now. Seriously, I've eaten Pop Tarts that've made me fee...

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