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Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwich
Posted on August 11, 2008

First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we wait to see who she'll endorse to be President of the United States. My God, how much power does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't intergalactic weapons of doom that will enslave us all? You don't see Hannity & Colmes tackling that issue. For the record, I volunteer myself to investigate. Wilshire & Washington reports: I have not decided on a candidate, Jolie says, I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the n...
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