It was Turkey Day yesterday on Gossip Girl, and sort of turkey night for us, as a series of flightless bird storylines gobble-gobbled and feather ruffled uselessly before us. No murders, no sex, no drugs, no drinking (well not really), no gay stuff (again, not really). Just old pumpkin pie in a can family dramz, from Jenny the quite literally mop-topped rebellious fashion designer to Natalie Archibald, a young girl whose daddy did some mean things and now everyone is sad and yelly all the time. Put on your buckle shoes, buckle hat, and pantaloons, grab your musket, and come a'huntin' with me a...

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