JAP-y comedian Sarah Silverman, who used to be funny and fuck Matt Damon but is now mostly obnoxious, just sold a book to HarperCollins for $2.5 million, reports the New York Observer. Silverman, who dated equally unfunny Jimmy Kimmel and who would be so much more attractive if she stopped dressing like a teenage boy, will follow the Tina Fey book-writing formula by writing a collection of comedic essays. Fey got $6 mil, by the way, and her proposal was modeled on the humorous essays of the also-unfunny Nora Ephron. A collection of comedic essays is the new phrase when you're a celeb who...

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