So over the weekend Salon posted a dispatch from a guy named Avi Steinberg who got a job as a security guard at the Republican Convention. The main takeaway: RNC security guards had to wear tight pants. They are tighter than the skinny jeans worn by all the worthless bandannaed hipsters there to protest! They are so tight one delirious security guard warns him not to spring a woody because Governor Palin is hot, dude. That is not all that happens a lot of people get drunk and chant Rudy just for kicks but it is generally all that happens, which brings us to a point about this dyi...

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