The gardener with the floppy manchichs from Desperate Housewives was being a d-bag at a club in Monaco, hanging out a second-floor balcony when he fell 30-to-40 feet and hit the ground. Dirty douche water exploded everywhere. After they cleaned that up, they took Jesse Metcalfe to a nearly hospital where he had a brain (HA!) scan. That brain scan must have taken hours. The technicians couldn't figure out why the x-rays only had the words not available on them.Jesse was released from the hospital in Monaco today and flown to London where he had a C-Scan. His spokesbitch said, He accidental...

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