When I was a little baby, my mommy took a picture of my naked ass sitting on chair, eating a carrot (that explains it). Luckily, I was fat as fuck when I was a baby, so my gut hung over my private areas. This picture still haunts me to this very day. Well, it's a good thing my mommy isn't Diddy, because then she would've put my naked shit in the pages of L'Uomo Vogue!In the October issue, Diddy dressed his twin girls, D'Lila Star and Jesse James, in bow ties and then plopped their bare asses on a fur throw for a totally classy photo shoot! It looks like Hef's twins have some competition!Methin...

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