Double the fug alert! The world is barely ready for one Emo baby, now some friend of Vagina Wentz claims Asshole Simpson is popping out twins. The stock for flat irons just went up. Yes, there is a stock for flat irons. Check!Petey's friend, Tyga, told E!, They're having twins. They're really happy. And we're really barfy.I'm still getting over the fact that Pete has a penis. A penis that he stuck into Asshole's vagina. It's like junior high school sex education class all over again. This info makes me feel uncomfortable, dirty and confused. I'm also giggling like Tommy Girl during a ...

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