Carrie Underwears and magical dolphin person Michael Phelps have planned their first date. The two haven't met, but started texting each other after Michael heard Carrie thinks he's cute. Off topic: Can someone please make Carrie an appointment to the optometrist. It's time for a check-up.Anychinfuckers, a source told The National Enquirer (via PopCrunch) that Michael doesn't want their first date to involve any eating. WTF. He apparently wrote to Carrie, I'm not so sure you'd want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression. Not see him eat?! What the hell kind of firs...

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