America's new sweetheart? Sourfart is more like it. Now, I don't know what Supermodels Unlimited magazine is, but I'm pretty sure the only place they publish it is at Six Flags Magic Mountain. This mess looks like it was put together in a booth next to the popcorn stand.Do you know what I'm babbling about? When I was younger, one of my favorite things to do at an amusement park was to get my picture taken for the cover of some generic magazine. My gay ass would usually choose FASHION or CUTE magazine. Thankfully, I've burned that shit along with my Barbizon diploma. Some things are bette...

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