I have to write this really fucking fast, because I want to catch the next dingy to Austria! You see, Dreamboat Doherty is going to premiere one his crackie home movies at a porn theater in Graz, Austria. Dreamy's friend said that some of his movie is very revealing. The theater's owner said that Dreamy's private footage will be screened tonight. I'd like to privately screen Dreamy's footage, if I ain't being too subtle! I'm sure I would lose my tongue on contact, but that's ok. Sometimes your tongue just gets in the way of really going to town. Besides, I'll have a valid excuse when I say to...

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