Rant time! I can't stand it when bitches carry their dogs around like this. Yes, I know dogs like licking each other's brown eyes in public, but that doesn't mean they want to show the goods all the time! That poor poochie doesn't appreciate Denise Richards showing off his beef bayonet to all the photographers. There's shame in his eyes. Just because Denise loves to show off her genitals to anyone and everyone, doesn't mean her dog friend does! Rant over.Yesterday, it was all over the internets that Denise's reality show I'm Constipated got cancelled due to toilet bowl ratings. According to ...

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