I'm seriously considering a permanent move to Mars. You all can stay and drown in dirty diapers, mashed carrot slobber and green wet caca. Eff global warming! Babies are the real threat!Sporty Spice aka Melanie C has announced she's knocked up with her first child. The 34-year-old is expecting a new member of the baby army with her boyfriend of six years Thomas Starr. Uh..huh...The second I read Sporty was with child, I thought TURKEY BASTER BABY! The word lesbionic was invented for her.Sporty announced on her website, Some happy news. Well, I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting...

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