Chris Kattan and his new wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split up after only 8 weeks of marriage. Okay, let's talk about her name first. Sunshine Tutt?! I don't like that shit. Let's call her Sunny Titts instead. That's better.Chris' spokesbitch told UsWeekly that the two are separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time. Sunny Titts and Chris married in California on June 28th after dating for 3 years. They got engaged in 2006.I'm fucking telling you. Marriage kills everything! Every time a couple is married, a baby bunny dies a painful death. I'm sure of it. Look at Chris and...

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