On Saturday night, Michael Phelps became the greatest human being that ever lived after he won his 10 millionth Olympic gold medal or something like that. Saint Angelina even bowed down to him for a quick second. Anybutterface, Michael's 8 gold medals could earn him up to $100 million in endorsement deals. WTF? For splashing around in a pool?!Michael's agent spoke to the Wall Street Journal and right after he finished wiping the drool from his greedy mouth, he said, What is the value of eight golds in Beijing before a prime-time audience in the US? I'd say 100 million dollars over the course ...

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