Even rich motherfuckers can't resist playing Scratchers. Whoopi Goldberg probably wipes her ass with those things. I'll admit that I like picking up one or two from time to time. I like scratching off the cute lil' pots of gold and leprechauns. They disappear with the swipe of a penny! Imagine that!Hopefully, Whoopi won big. That way she can give the money to Sherri Shepherd along with a note that says, Be gone, bitch! And Whoopi smokes REDS?! Cough. Even typing that shit makes my lungs jump. That shit is not for amateurs. The last time I smoked a Red, my lungs went on strike....

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