Let's just ignore the huge, fugly elephant from the late 1980s in the room and focus on something else. Let's talk about why everyone thinks Stepford Katie is knocked up. I don't buy it. It's just barley bloat. Besides, Tommy Girl probably drank up the rest of L. Ron Hubbard's frozen baby batter.On a sweeter note (I can be sweet), Little Suri is pretty damn adorable and you know how I feel about children-types. I'm also tempted to e-mail Tommy and ask for Suri's blueprints so that I can build my own!...

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