Poor Emo Baby already has two dirty tampons for parents, a major vagina for a pepaw, a raggedy dildo for an auntie, and now she's going to have a major douche for a godfather. Homegirl is screwed. Get the emancipation papers ready.Some nosy skank told The Sun that Pete Wentz will ask John Mayer to be Emo Baby's godfather. Asshole Simpson agrees because the bitch can't think for herself.The source said, Pete and John have been spending a lot of time together lately and they get on so well. They are firm friends. John gets a bad rap and is always portrayed as a bad boy but he's got a heart of...

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