Here's the first cast photo from that 90210 mess. It's like looking at a picture of stale bread. These bitches are boring as fuck and they look bored too. The photographer should have put a delicious Zinger in front of their faces or maybe a 10 dick.The dudes are not hot! They look straight out of the JCPenney catalog. None of them make you want to do sex with a Vaseline jar. Luke Perry and Ian Ziering were pure, greasy sex. Sorry, Brandon Walsh never did it for me. And David Silver was like a pre-pubescent 13-year-old girl in Hammer pants.Lucille Bluth, what did you get yourself into? And ...

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