This is the worst fucking Monday ever. I woke up with a hangover and I didn't even booze last night, my air conditioning is about to go on strike, my TV is acting wonk, I just ate the last Good Humor Strawberry Shortcake ice cream bar and now I find out that some skank is knocked up with Pharrell Williams' baby. And that skank is not me. Tuesday can't come sooner.Page Six reports that Pharrell knocked up some model-type. I hope the skank gets really fat. I hope she gets fucking obese. I hope she gets cankles in her arms. A friend of Pharrell's said the whore is really pregnant, Pharrell is ex...

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