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Yes, I am still suffering from the terminal diseas
Posted on July 18, 2008
Yes, I am still suffering from the terminal disease known as CarrotTopalitis. There's is nothing that can be done. I have a severe unnatural obsession with a mutant science experiment. I don't even know why, because I've heard it through the cherry tomato vine that Carrot's stick looks like a baby carrot on a pile of saffron. I don't care. I'd bounce on that mini carrot until it turned into baby food.I am fully aware that he looks like Jackie Stallone on roids. Scratch that. I think Jackie is already on roids. Jackie Stallone on A LOT of roids.Blame my disease. The fact that I'd let Carrot Top...
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