Today is 7/11 which means it's Free Slurpee Day or as some of us like to call it National Spears Day! Actually, they don't drink Slurpees. They order the Slurpee syrup and snort that shit straight-up. They cut it with Pixy Stix.Unfortunately, cheap ass 7-11 is only offering 1 Slurpee per location. If you have the luxury of living near several 7-11s, then you better drive around and collect several Slurpees. When you get home, pour all your Slurpees (you can mix flavors) in a pitcher with a bottle of Everclear. Then you can party all weekend long.Thanks Shari...

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