Dlisted reader Monica sent me this picture of Disney's Hannah Montana Peen candy she found at her local Walmart. This is the best the Disney could do? I mean, they are a whore factory! They could have given us something to really choke on. This shit is just a shorty with Cisco Adler nuts.Disney should get in touch with the people who make Gummi Lighthouse Peens. Their shit is short, but at least it's erect.And yes, Monica and I are both 11-years-old....

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