What's the number to 911?! This is a crime against humanity. Keira Knightley's no-talent, scrawny ass is in talks to play Eliza Doolittle in a new film version of the musical My Fair Lady. They should change the title to My Fart Lady and her character name to Eliza DooDoolittle.Columbia and CBS Films will create a slightly updated remake of the movie, but will keep the musical's setting and original songs. Cameron Mackintosh is one of the film's producers.Producers would not comment on the casting of KK, but said they were in talks with a major International star. Hopefully, they are talki...

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