It took me a few seconds to realize this was not Jessica Simpson with cocker spaniel hair. It's Eva LongWHORIA looking even more horrific. I know, I didn't think it was possible either. Is Ken Paves doing make-up now, because some no-skill motherfucker went to town on her face. I think they used every shade in the Abortion Face collection from Wet 'N Wild.She looks like Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail dipped in Crisco. It's going to take a whole lot of Dawn dish soap to get all that grease off her face.Here's Eva with Tony Parker at last night's CFDA Awards in NYC. She got the award ...

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