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Ellen Hoping To Avoid Chris Matthews' Handsy Hardballs [Short Ends]
Posted on November 17, 2008
Uh we think we just saw Chris Matthews grab too heaping handfuls of Ellen DeGeneres. Heather Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor DUI. The complaint alleges she was driving under the influence of drugs; to wit: prescription medications. The florid language didn't end there, as the filing went on to state that which we call OxyContin by any other generic name would impair as sweetly; Heather! Doff thy name, and for that name which if no part of thee, takest while riding most heavy of machineries. Having trouble figuring out what today's TRL finale means for a nation at histori...
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