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Just How Hot Is The New Tinker Bell, And How Much Of A Perv Are You For Thinking So? [Pixie Dust]
Posted on November 06, 2008
The Village Voice has gotten a good look at Disney's new straight-to-DVD Tinker Bell (now in 3-D with speaking capabilities!), and declares the 2008 version of the spritely heroine the original of whom is wrongly rumored to be modeled on Marilyn Monroe to be a platitudinous pixie snore. They also find her extremely sexy/creepy...a chubby-cheeked, slightly infantilized adolescent with the body of a grown woman. She sports the skimpiest dress in the movie. Tinker Bell isn't traditionally the first Disney starlet one's mind wanders to when hoping to be aroused by hand-drawn family entertain...
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