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Nic Cage, Thai Hooker [Monday Morning Box Office]
Posted on September 08, 2008
Forgive us. We're still a little hazy, having stumbled out in the wee morning hours from a Chateau Marmont bungalow, where the Jonas Brothers were reading bible passages off a stripper's ass at their official post-VMAs party. Good news: our virginity is still intact! Bad news: we wish we could say the same about our septum. More bad news: the box office crapped itself this weekend. Please enjoy this fittingly humdrum installment of Monday Morning Box Office: 1. Bangkok Dangerous - $7.8 million The worst box office in five years is led by this low-budget shoot 'em up starring Nic Cage, a remake...
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