Until the inevitable reports that the whole thing was rigged to help square up with tax collectors in Michigan, we're more than happy to spread the all-call for a copy of a rumored sex tape featuring Josh Hartnett and an unidentified lady friend in London. The duo was reportedly caught by closed-circuit security cameras during a tryst in a hotel library; a handful of spies gathered around, only to squirm in awkward silence as the rendezvous dragged on. Yeah, right we've known our share of scheming limeys in our time, and that silence was clearly just a front for plotting the inevitable ...

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