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BWE ANALOGIES Dating Orlando Bloom Is To Dating Brandon Davis As
Posted on July 17, 2008
Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr has apparently not only split up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom, but is now also hooking up with greasy, firecrotch-coining Brandon Davis. I'm having trouble coming up with the proper analogy...Dating Orlando Bloom : Dating Brandon Davis ::Dating Johnny Depp : Handjob From Fingerless TrannyFilet Mignon : A Turd, Prepared By Lisa From Top ChefVacation in Hawaii : Playing in a Chuck E. Cheese Ball Pen With Herp Instead Of BallsCasablanca : Being Beaten in the Scrotum with the Epic Movie Film CanisterChristmas Day : Celebrating the 60-Year Anniversary of the Sho...
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