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THINGS THAT EXIST: Hard Creamer Malt Liquor
Posted on June 19, 2008

I guess Mike's Hard Lemonade has proven to be too hard for some people, because the latest adult bevvy to hit the Malt Liquor market is Hard Creamer , a somehow yet-even-wussier intoxication option for high school kids. As if creating an alcoholic orange cream soda wasn't misguided enough, they actually elected to call it Hard Creamer , which is just a .com away from being a gay porn site. I simply don't understand who these are intended for. Try as I might, I simply cannot conjure a mental image of someone actually drinking this. Some pregnant teenager in Arkansas going, Trey, ru...
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