Tivo Alert! Jimmy Kimmel will be f**king someone entirely new on tonight's episode. And from the looks of it, something tells us it's either Richard Simmons or a gay fast food robot sent back from the future.Tabloids are reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears' wedding plans include a sobbing mother, a confused young man in a tux, and a wedding dress with a hole cut out of the stomach. Oh, and pink roses. Like, millions of them.Please, someone, for the love of God, please go to the Passions prop sale and pick us up something. It doesn't have to be anything too exciting... maybe the possessed cow...

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