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Posted 25 weeks ago
FUCKER(sung to the tune of Stronger )Get lit, start shit, throw fit, just quitDouchebag, loser, bastard, fucker!Na-na-na-now they wanna kill me,Cause I acted like a fuckerI seriously need to grow up
Posted 39 weeks ago
Posted 40 weeks ago
As a wise man named Eddie Vedder once said, I'm still alive. Hey yeah., Oh. Oh. I'm still alive.So who missed me?Mom?Dad?God? Are you there God, it's me Shithead?Damn Well, if there is anyone out ther
Posted 44 weeks ago
I went into last night's episode fully prepared to be let down, because Rock Week with special guest Slash sounds way too good for reality to live up to the idea of it. Surprisingly, it did. And
Tags: idol paula abdul
Posted 45 weeks ago
So this past Wednesday, Idol producers tried to pull the old fakeout on us and make us think Adam was in the bottom 2 and risked going home. He wasn't. He didn't. Matt-in-the-Hat Girard did of cour
Posted 45 weeks ago
Surprisingly, last night on American Idol, the Idols stayed true to the Rat Pack theme. Everyone got all dressed up (except Simon and Randy) in their best formal wear and pretended that Jamie Fox was
Posted 45 weeks ago
Newlyweds Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are headed to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on their honeymoon.Have a great time you lovebirds!!!SOURCE
Posted 45 weeks ago
Photo credit - VFTW.comTonight's theme on American Idol is The Rat Pack and for absolutely no reason the special guest mentor has been announced as Jamie Foxx. I don't get it. Did he play Sammy Da
Posted 45 weeks ago
Pink still don't wanna be a stupid girl. The singer is reportedly pissed with people accusing her of copying Britney Spears' circus theme, with her upcoming similarly-themed Funhouse world tour that
Posted 46 weeks ago
Speaking of douchebags, the two talentless attention-whoring ones known as Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will reportedly marry for real this time this Saturday. No word on whether Spencer's creepy-
Tags: heidi montag spencer pratt



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