]> http://www.blabaloo.com/popular/articles/fashion-trauma Fashion Trauma - Today's Popular Articles at http://www.blabaloo.com en http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/perez-hilton/1023119?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 How good is she looking these days????We got down and dirrty with Kimberley Locke for the latest episode of What Perez Sez, airing this evening.The American Idol alum talks trash about Clay Gayken (we love her!), opens up about her new boyfriend (the... Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:51:27 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/perez-hilton/1023119?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/what-would-tyler-durden-do/1023216?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Star magazine says that Eva Longoria is still celebrating her 33rd birthday (it was March 15th) and at her party this weekend in Miami there was no limit to the wondrous things you might see. You were only limited by Evas imagination, and her 8 dol... Tue, 18 Mar 2008 08:40:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/what-would-tyler-durden-do/1023216?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1022272?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Ryan Seacrest, American Idol emcee and probable gay, graces the cover of Details this month, looking forlorn next to a headline that reads Ryan Seacrest Knows What You Think of Him. It's remarkably similar to Lance Bass's January Advocate cover, w... Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:24:33 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1022272?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1022414?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 At left, the new issue of Details: Ryan Seacrest knows what you think of him. At right, the January issue of The Advocate: Lance Bass knows you talk trash about him. It's not that we think Dan Peres copied The Advocate.It's just there are s... Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:35:43 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1022414?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/fresh-intelligence/1022547?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Formerly splendid white trash slutfest Rock of Love 2 with Bret Michaels has tragically become a spectacular mess of absolute nothingness and a sad, sad excuse for tawdry reality television. Worse than that Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey snoozefest. Wor... Mon, 17 Mar 2008 13:15:05 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/fresh-intelligence/1022547?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/popsugar-insanely-addictive/1021613?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 The girls from The Hills sure do love their fashion lines. We've already seen a bunch from Lauren Conrad's collection, and today Heidi unveiled her discount designs from Heidiwood. Guess Whitney was starting to feel a little left out because she an... Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:58:26 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/popsugar-insanely-addictive/1021613?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1021791?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 High-class prostitutes are no different than any other women trying to get male attention. Here's Ashley Alexandra Dupr , the 22-year-old hooker who slept with Eliot Spitzer, putting on a free girl-on-girl dance show in a restaurant a few months ago... Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:35:56 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1021791?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1021261?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 So here's Paris Hilton at an MTV press conference promoting her new reality show, tentatively titled Paris Hilton's My New BFF. You draw the warm bath, I'll open the vein. Doesn't this slut have enough money? Who approves this trash? It's like an ins... Fri, 14 Mar 2008 12:32:07 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1021261?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1021258?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster complains that newspapers, who used to fawn over the 12-year-old bare-bones classifieds site, now bend over backward to trash it and that the negative tone of those articles is being handed down by spurned execs who ... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:50:54 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1021258?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1021156?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Jesus, I just watched most of the first episode of The All-For-Nots, and it was painfully boring. The web show about an indie band was produced by Michael Eisner, whose last project Prom Queen was trash. This time Eisner used the creative team behind... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:47:35 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1021156?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/stylecritics/1020803?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 When you think of trash, talk and tabloids, the name Courteney Cox generally doesn't spring to mind. But the former Friend is using her role as a writer and executive producer for the second season of the FX series Dirt to parody Britney Spears.S... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:30:22 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/stylecritics/1020803?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020868?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 The pros: well, she looks really happy. The color's not terrible on her. It certainly ain't boring. The cons: those appear to be sock/gloves, I think that's aluminum foil, and I am concerned this whole thing may be constructed from... ... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:53:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020868?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1020988?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, Full Throttle FashionTMZ.com: Wearing a Tempestt Bledsoe Cosby Show weave and a Flashdance inspired t-shirt dress mess, Raven-Symone had the nerve to show up to an L.A. fashion show this week -- one ... Thu, 13 Mar 2008 08:46:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1020988?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020469?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 March brings with it many delightful things: longer hours of daylight, delicious Girl Scout cookies, and -- most importantly -- the glorious drama and excitement that comes with the NCAA college basketball tournament. There is nothing we love more, e... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:56:01 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020469?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1020364?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Unfortunately, there's no pictures to go with this amazing story, so I'm using a pussy on a pot. It makes sense if you think about. Police in Kansas were shocked to find a 35-year-old woman stuck to her boyfriend's toilet. The woman wasn't glued or t... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 17:37:14 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1020364?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020349?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 In a massive surprise to exactly no one, I'm not a huge fan of corset-jumpsuits. So just IMAGINE how I feel about a pantsuit that's supposed to APPROXIMATE the experience of wearing a corset-jumpsuit with a white shirt underneath. Why... ... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:17:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020349?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020085?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 I feel like Whitney Port, being the one person on The Hills who may have been legitimately employed in the fashion industry even if just for a short time, must feel some pressure to Be That Girl out in public.... ... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:40:16 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1020085?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1020101?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Britney Spears is trapped inside her mansion these days, so she spends most of her time trying on outfits in her room. While few will argue this extreme vagina lockdown is for the greater good, Britney is obviously bored out of her mind. She's been h... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:15:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/superficial-because-youre-ugly/1020101?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celeb-warship/1020155?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Paris Hilton dragged new boyfriend Benji Madden to Nicky Hilton's runway show at LA's Fashion Week. Nicky showed the latest in her Nicholai line at Smashbox Studios in Culver City CA, while her sister and the other fug Madden brother looked on from... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:30:27 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celeb-warship/1020155?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1020122?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Brittany Murphy said she's planning to have a baby with her bear daddy husband very soon. NO! Spare us. The two will celebrate the 1-year anniversary of their blessed and fugly union in April. The two told People they want a child by next year.38-yea... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:12:15 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1020122?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1020074?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Big changes at the magazine set up by Andy Warhol to turn his downtown friends into celebrities: in place of a frumpy lesbian, Interview is now to be led by a gay fashion template. From John Koblin's profile of Christopher Bollen, the magazine's new ... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:32:13 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1020074?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1019846?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Stalker spotted A-Ol at some dance thingy and managed to trash her and follow it up with a swift compliment. Pretty ambivalent, which is generally how I feel about Le Olsens, too. I can't tell if they're pretty, or if I'm just used to their faces, ha... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:25:30 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1019846?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1019840?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 While Dear Leader Maura was rushing around last week trying to finalize editorial plans before spending the week in Austin at SXSW, she must have forgotten to take a her meds, leading to the inexplicable decision to ask me to fill-in on American Idol... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:00:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1019840?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/what-would-tyler-durden-do/1019865?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Jennifer Aniston is a fug clingy loser, and Owen Wilson bangs ton of Hollywood ass, so it's no wonder there are rumors now that they've started something while on the set of their new movie, Marley and Me . The Daily Mail says: The pair play husba... Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:24:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/what-would-tyler-durden-do/1019865?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1019587?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 In 2005, the New York Times ran a front page story on Britney Spears. Prior and since then, Ms. Spears has appeared on hundreds, if not thousands, of tabloid magazine covers. And now, The Atlantic.The high brow rag's cover story The Britney Show ... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 18:35:11 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/jossip/1019587?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1019528?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 I love Jesu's symphonic-scale metalgaze steez more than most things at the moment, but how teenage me often reminisces over frontman Justin Broadrick's black days grinding out fugly Swans-style riffage with heavenly industrosludge pioneers Godflesh, ... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 17:15:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1019528?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019560?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 All right, I suppose if you have seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre or Hostel: Part II, then actress Lauren German technically is not random to you (assuming you could see anything through the blood). And presumably, since she got invited... ... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 15:22:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019560?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019562?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 I just wanted you guys to know that Randy Jackson is going around wearing an ascot: I thought you should just be made aware of this. That's all. Also, that during Fashion Week, one morning I woke up and called... ... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 13:49:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019562?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019563?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 We've gotten several emails about this cover, but I have to admit that when I got it in the mail the other day, I didn't really think much of it, other than, The orange and pink together is SO Lucky.... ... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:42:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1019563?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebitchy/1019069?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Question: why are we still calling him Kid? The white-trash rocker/rapper, whose trial is still pending from an assault charge at a Duluth, Georgia waffle house, is reportedly returning to the scene of the crime- this time for charity.Talk abou... Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:02:23 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebitchy/1019069?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1018799?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 In case you were wondering what Frequent Fug Offender Phoebe Price was up to: I like the idea that she's maybe stalking Juliette Lewis in hopes of joining Juliette's wildly be-legginged punk band. Or maybe this adorable little personage on... ... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 17:25:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1018799?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/bricks-and-stones/1018661?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 The group of models on Tyra Banks' show America's Next Top Model are being accused of trashing the $6 million loft where they have been staying for the last 10 weeks. The models did an estimated $500,000 in damages which Tyra's production company sti... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:47:54 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/bricks-and-stones/1018661?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1018593?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 I used to believe that Catherine Zeta Jones could wear a barrel to an event and get away with it. But since she can't even pull off an Ikea bedspread, I'm beginning to second-guess myself. ... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:24:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1018593?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1018796?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Whoops! Spitzer ain't the only john to be caught up in a prostitution ring... but a classy one. We provide a very brief, very incomplete history of so-called high-class organizations offering the services of paid girls.The most recent prostitution sc... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:19:21 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/gawker/1018796?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018861?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 TMZ.com: The bitchy beauties of America's Next Top Model made a pricey Manhattan loft their personal romper room, according to a new report, causing $500K in damage -- and supposedly reneging on a $125K settlement deal. TMZ just spoke to two resid... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 13:11:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018861?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018679?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Filed under: Wacky and WeirdTMZ.com: Patrick Stewart tried to warn paps about tripping over a pile of trash bags on a New York sidewalk.Someone wasn't listening.See Also Pap Eats Major Pavement Over Clint Eastwood... Read more... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:02:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018679?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018683?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Fashion PoliceTMZ.com: Soon everyone will be able to bid on the expensive and tacky gowns, furs and 250 size 8.5 Ferragamo shoes of dead real estate bitch-onaire Leona Helmsley.On May 18, Leslie Hindman Auctioneers will... Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:54:00 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/tmzcom/1018683?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1018163?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 HoHan stepped out in NYC today to help the homeless and feed the children. No, of course not. Bitch went out to shop. How many leggings and fugly scarves does one ho need? HoHan also looked like she finally took a Brillo pad to her face and washed of... Sun, 09 Mar 2008 21:23:31 -0400 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1018163?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1017936?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Poor little Tori Spelling almost went bankrupt from shopping too much. Tori's fug ass told 20/20 that she put hundreds of thousands of dollars on her credit cards. Tori blamed her childhood for the reason she almost went broke. She never had to worry... Sat, 08 Mar 2008 18:38:52 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1017936?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1017879?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Here's Gwen Stefani, husband Gavin Rossdale, and their adorable moppet Kingston leaving the Buddha Belly in West Hollywood. I miss the harajuku girls. What happened to Love, Angel, Music, and Baby? Sure they were kind of like a minstrel show but tack... Sat, 08 Mar 2008 13:59:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1017879?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1017871?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Asshole Simpson's new album cover is definitely a major contender for the fugliest of the year. The label probably sat around and said, How the hell can we distract from this annoying slag's fugly face? I have an idea! Let's find the ugliest font we... Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:57:51 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/dlisted-be-very-afraid/1017871?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1017415?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Over the last few years or so, something interesting has happened: I have started to like Mariah Carey. I don't know why. I think I must find her amusing or something. It certainly helps that her most recent video features... ... Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:06:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1017415?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1017416?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 In life, I hate vertical blinds. But on Charlize Theron, I think I can live with them. It's an odd concept for a dress: The top is sort of half-window treatment, half-binder, and from the hips down it looks like... ... Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:57:42 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1017416?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/hotmess/1017162?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Both Spike Lee and Pauletta Washington showed up to the Cat On A Hit Tin Roof after party looking like assholes, and neither of them could have done it without the help of some squirrels and raccoons that were probably digging in your trash last week... Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:46:35 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/hotmess/1017162?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebrity-gossip-dish/1017054?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 It's embarrassing enough when you wear the same thing as some other chick, but its absolutely devastating when that chick is Britney Spears! Katherine Heigl's conservative style took a wrong turn somewhere and she ended up with the same Primp top as ... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 22:16:34 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/celebrity-gossip-dish/1017054?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1016891?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Because trashy tell-all memoirs hadn't been invented yet on the day the music died, the namesake of Buddy Holly's Peggy Sue is just now getting around to publishing a book full of scandalous revelations about him. And his widow, Maria Elena Holly, ... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:50:52 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1016891?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1016663?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Call me crazy, but I feel like there comes a point in a woman's life where she needs to put away unflattering droopy-diaper shorts and freakishly low-cut corset-esque sports bras and move on. Even if that woman IS Madonna. ... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:48:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1016663?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1016614?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 My increasing--yet still grudging!--affection for Carly Smithson increased a little just now, when I found out that while other contestants said in their latest Idol questionnaires that their favorite moments of the show were their admission to the t... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:20:17 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/idolator/1016614?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1016665?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Sure, it's cold and flu season, but it's the Sling Dress that is spreading like a virus. Lucy Liu downplayed the drapery by adding dramatic, attention-grabbing gloves that made the whole thing dominatrix-cool, like if you misbehaved, she'd stuff you.... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:34:48 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/go-fug-yourself/1016665?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1016729?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88 Where does one cash that big gay check? Well, another season of Project Runway has come and gone. Here are some snaps from the finale viewing party at the Tribeca Grand Hotel. This season was mostly all about the work, without the trash. No one rea... Thu, 06 Mar 2008 14:29:00 -0500 http://www.blabaloo.com/sectors/directory/socialites-life/1016729?rsstype=populararticles&cid=88