Marc Jacobs Trannies Up for Interview [Gallery]
The latest issue of Interview includes a photo spread of designer Marc Jacobs doing a rather poor David Bowie circa Scary Monsters. Or maybe it's good? I don't know anything about fashion. More after the jump.[via BryanBoy]

Psycho-Bot Socialite Makes Third Bitter Divorce Video [The Eyes! The Eyes!]
Tricia Walsh-Smith, the whacky would-be-ex of Schubert Organization president Philip Smith is continuing to broadcast her mad, mad, mad, mad diary to the world. In this week's episode, there is dancing. And gnashing of teeth.

Condensed Sugar: Angelina and Brad Take Cannes
It was a little hard to concentrate on anything else going on at the Cannes Film Festival this week with all of the Brad and Angelina news. Angelina confirmed that she's having twins, spoke about her due date and lit up the red carpet with Brad at the Kung Fu Panda premiere. We even saw her in her bikini! They weren't the only celebrities making ne
It was a little hard to concentrate on anything else going on at the Cannes Film Festival this week with all of the Brad and Angelina news. Angelina confirmed that she's having twins, spoke about her due date and lit up the red carpet with Brad at the Kung Fu Panda premiere. We even saw her in her bikini! They weren't the only celebrities making ne

James Frey Can't Fool Everyone [Lying Hacks]
James Frey the whining, lying-ass, horrible writer who was probably never seriously addicted to anything in his whole sad, pampered, no-talent life may have duped The New York Times into giving his new novel a drooling rave. But he received much saner treatment from David L. Ulin at The Los Angeles Times. 'Bright Shiny Morning' is a terrible b

Whatever Happened to Karen Allen? [Dreamy]
So why did magnificent hottie Karen Allen pretty much disappear off the face of the earth after Animal House and Raiders of the Lost Arc before finally returning for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? (Starman doesn't count!) [A]t some point she went to go knit in the Berkshire Mountains. There was also a marriage followed nine ye

Jeff Lewis Rides Again
SELLER: Jeff Lewis and Ryan BrownLOCATION: Valley Oak Drive, Los Angeles, CAPRICE: $2,995,000SIZE: 3,024 square feet, 3 bedrooms, 3.5 bathroomsDESCRIPTION: At the end of a gtd cul de sac, this 60's post & beam modern has been remarkably renovated w/clean lines, open spaces. Pvt gtd drive. Vus of Hollywood to the ocean. Spacious fam rm w/access to p

Amy Winehouse Doing Some Sort Of Drug Thing On YouTube [Baby Mice]
I...god I'm the last person on this site who should be posting gossip...singer...stuff like this but everyone else is still out at bars and I'm drunk but here is Amy Winehouse playing with eating? baby mice along with what...looks like...Pete Doherty. God I hope any of this is really true because I'm going to bed. HERE IS THE VIDEO. It got a lot of

Couples Alert
Pete and Ashlee to marry this weekend! Both celebrated bachelor slash bachelorette parties last night. Pete, accompanied by Joe Simpson, his bandmates and Joel Madden, began at LA's Mr. Chow, followed by a party in the Marilyn Monroe suite at Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. As for Ashlee, she spent the evening at the luxury lingerie store Kiki De Montpa

Another City, Another Premiere
The ladies of SATC graced the red carpet as their highly-anticipated summer movie premiered in Berlin yesterday. Once again, the fab. four looked STUNNING as they continued to conquer the world. - Erin Dustin

The Un-Upfronts [The Clip Show]
Upfront Week had something to underwhelm everyone: ABC's traveling game shows. FOX's mysterious smoke-ring people. CBS's contribution to the fat dad/hot wife sitcom genre, The CW's 90210. Who did we leave out? Oh yeah. Him. Defamer offers you a front row seat to us covering Cannes coverage in our underwear! Yo, Speed Racer: Eat Iron Man's ir

Bonnie to do Television?|Huckabee's Obama Joke Falls Flat|Dozier's Story a Hard Sell|McCain Hearts the Leftie Bloggers, Too
Cover Awards: Cover Awards Exclusive Bonnie Fuller Heading to TVGawker: Mike Huckabee's Hilarious Joke About Assassinating Barack ObamaBaltimore Sun: Kimberly Dozier's gripping survival storyWashington Times: McCain widens dialogue on blogsNew Career Opportunities Daily: The best jobs in media

Teri Hatcher: Ear Rapist [Short Ends]
Today on The View, Teri Hatcher explained that the only reason she is subjecting us to her singing is for the little children. Well the little children are all dead now, Teri. Your singing killed them. Happy? [The View] Homeless no longer! [NY Times] Goodness, is it already time to crown another World's Ugliest Dog? It is! But how to choose?

Contrary To Popular Belief, Laurie David Did Not Invent Global Warming [To Do]
Yes, it's 98 degrees outside. No, that's not some sort of subliminal plug for Nick Lachey. Rather, it's a prompt for Defamer Videographer Molly McAleer to warn all of you especially you, Mr. Pale Hipster to wear sunscreen this weekend. That is, if you're planning to leave the house to attend one of the many awesome recommendations we have f

At Will Smith Learning Academy, Nothing Can Hold Your Child Back Except Their Stupidity-Thetans [Scientology]
What would a week at Defamer HQ be without a Scientology scandal? To wit: What do you get when you cross closet case Will Smith and an old high school in Calabasas? Try the New Village Academy, which the star reportedly underwrote this week with an $890,000, three-year lease of the former Indian Hills High School and a curriculum comprising a littl

Sex and the City: The Movie
Sex and the City the movie is 13 days away...but who's counting (Okay, so I am). Normally this kind of precise countdown would seem crazy if it weren't for the fact that this is going to be one of the biggest fashion extravaganzas for many women all over the country. No one knows this better than the team here at SeenON! who have worked tirelessly

Justin Timberlake Thinks 'Madge Or Whatever She Calls Herself' Isn't Nearly As Hip As He Is [Shut Up And Dance]
Apparently Justin Timberlake and Madonna's time spent collaborating in the studio was far from the sexy joy ride in needle park we originally envisioned. As Timberlake tells the altar-bound Ellen in this clip, the pair actually spent most of their time butting their beautiful heads over song lyrics. As surprised as we were to learn that either one

Eva's Still Trying to Turn as Many Heads as She Cannes
Eva Longoria doesn't have any movies showing at the Cannes Film Festival, but she won't let that stop her from grabbing attention using every over-the-top dress in her collection. She did take a short break to frolic on the beach with Ken Paves for awhile in her more tame yellow dress, but then stepped it right back up to party in her ridiculous (

Lisa Kline Giveaway Extended!
If you were worried that you missed your chance to win the beautiful Hudson necklace from Gorjana and a sassy Saticoy bag from Treesje, worry no more. Our friends at Lisa Kline have extended the Giveaway. It now ends on the Wednesday May 21st.Enter now to win this swag!

Katherine Heigl Keeps Baring Her Truths
Katherine Heigl looked like she spent a day at the office as she left the set of The Ugly Truth in LA yesterday. With only one episode of Grey's to go, she'll get to hang up her scrubs for the Summer and concentrate on being a movie star full-time starting next week. As for last night's episode Izzie didn't get all that much screen time, but

I Was Under The Impression That You Weren't Going To Wear A Top, That's All [A Call To The Bullpen]
boomp3.comInternet sensation Megan Fox was spotted outside of Poquito Mas having a tiff with long time boyfriend and former 90210 star Brian Austin Green. Green thought that Fox was either going to topless or wear something as equally revealing for the photographers that would enviably follow them. Green believed that the exposure of being photogra

Jennifer and Owen Take Marley and Me From Bikinis to Snow
A fake snow covered lawn in Philadelphia is a far cry from filming on the beach in Miami, but Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson looked like they were having a blast on the set of Marley and Me this afternoon. Despite the springtime weather, the costars were all bundled up to shoot their scenes with their on screen doggie. While we were sad to hear a

The Week We DID IT LIVE [Week In Review]
Everyone: still gay. Especially theft victim Marc Jacobs. But now they can marry! As most conservatives fear, the gays will probably marry their iPhones.People gave speeches. Other people drank, sometimes alone.Someone who works for the Wall Street Journal is something of a cad.Everyone hates Sex and the City! Except the billions of people who will

Katie Holmes' Attempt To Flee The Scientology Kingdom: A Tragedy In Three Parts [Defamer Photo Essay]
Looks like it's time to reopen the case of Suri Cruise and the Toxic Scientology Bottles. After seeing this photo of Katie Holmes and her tiny dancer, we couldn't help but notice the presence of an actual sippy cup. Why is this news so glorious? You see, most babies tend to go from nipple to bottle to sippy cup to the wine glass you're currently ho

Did Tyra Banks Fix America's Next Top Model? [Conspiracies]
On Wednesday night's finale on the CW, Whitney Thompson became the first plus-size model to win the ANTM competition, a result met with tepid politically correct applause. But not from Gawker's readers: Are you seriously not gonna say anything about the fact that some fat girl won ANTM over the one who got an excision? one asks. It's sooo unfair

BEST OF THE BWE: F***in' Week SUCKS!
Bill O'Reilly made a strong case for Best Week Ever this week, bringing us the F*** IT! clip, and the subsequent remix, Colbert parody, and sketch.Not to be outdone, Jack Black sets a Guinness Record with 10,000 different wacky poses during a single Kung Fun Panda press junket, then breaks his own record with 10,001 more at another.Michelle w

Jessica Simpson Is One Hot Maid of Honor
Jessica Simpson showed off her fabulous stems in a LBD stepping out of the Roosevelt Hotel in LA late last night. Apparently while she was partying the night away, she got a visit from her future brother in law Pete on a break from his bachelor soir e fun. Good for Jess looking her best while everyone is talking about how she got dumped . . . agai

Just in Time For 'Indy 4,' Archaeologists Fight it Out Over Harrison Ford [Great Men Of Science]
Pity the poor, misunderstood archaeologist, chained to painstaking years of research and field work only to live in the cultural shadow of the globetrotting, Nazi-battling adventurer Indiana Jones. Not ones to miss an opportunity, though, the leaders of the Archaeological Institute of America have dovetailed with the forthcoming release of Indiana

UPDATE: Aimee de Heeren
According to a report in last week's Big Deal column in the New York Times, the swanky Spence School has gone to contract to purchase the spectacular Wanamaker-Munn mansion on Manhattan's East 90th Street that was owned by international socialite Aimee de Heeren until she died in 2006 at the ripe old age of 103. Your Mama discussed the legendary 12

You Have the Right to Shut the F--k Up: Wesleyan Students Remember 5-15 [Millennials]
We told you about the Wesleyan University (one of the most annoying liberal arts colleges in the United States) partyriot of May 15th; police put down, rather forcefully, a block party that may or may not have gotten out of control. Wesleyan students are shaken and shocked by perhaps their first encounter with senseless injustice and police idiocy.

Paris Is Already Thinking of Wedding Dresses
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden spent another night side by side at dinner with Paris' parents, Kathy and Rick, at Nobu Berkeley before it was off to her Can Can launch party at Dolce Nightclub. The morning after Benji stuck to his usual uniform, while Paris showed off yet another t-shirt with her own name on it. Turns out, though, Paris has more im